This is a fun game that, while it may sound erotic to those of you with sick minds coughdittocough its more about hurting each other in the most painfull way possible. I'll start.

I'll rape you with a knife!

I will stab you in the Richardhole

I'll make an icicle shoot out of the ground through you!

I'll crush you with an Anvil that has spikes on the bottom.

I'll summon a spiky meteor to crash onto you!

I'll uppercut you into the air, jump up after you, kick you horizontally with golf shoes, overhead kick to the ground, and land on you forcefully with the aforementioned golf shoes.

I'll stuff many lighted fire crackers into you!

I'll get you addicted to smoking and then plant an explosive in one of your cigars causing it to blow up your face! =o

I'll turn you into garlic with magik and get Wario to eat you!

I will induce a female menstrual cycle onto your male body!

I'll get a Pokemon to make you have an egg due to you being an Amorphous Gel Pokemon.

(because birth is quite painful XD)

I will make Jesus come back to life and backhand you to death!

Well, instead of attacking you, I'll make tons of Gyaradoses run over Ditto for making that censor replace "Ditto!" with "DITTO! I LOVE YOU MAN!" and creating an incredibly awkward moment. XD

I will feed you birth control pills

I'll shove a nuke into you and throw you at the Moon.