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 Multiplayer Notepad - Snappers, Feel the Pops (X-Rated)

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PostSubject: Multiplayer Notepad - Snappers, Feel the Pops (X-Rated)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:27 pm

GARY 'M 9 wrote this story:

The date was June 25, 1995 on Mobius and the new line of SONIC FIREWORKS had been released for people to set off. But at this date only the SNAPPERS where allowed to be released. On the front of the yellow boxes, sonic was holding a missle and in the pose he was in on the Sonic X-Treme box art, a shoe in game to that is sure to be released sometime in Q4 1995... right? Anyway, Robotnik had learned about this and thought "what a good way to ruin sonic's reputation then by making snappers identical to the ones in the yellow boxes but end up firing in any directions and may kill people. People will start to hate sonic so I can get more help trying to red mobious of this pest." And so Robotnik made the snappers but his robots he designed couldn't quite get the design right so Sonic had a RED nose and no white stripes on his shoes and a GIANT right hand, but since a lot of Robotnik's inventions fail he though "eh, close enough."

These "snappers" made it to the market within a few hours and were sold along side the normal yellow boxes. Luckily Sonic was there viewing them to make sure everything was ok so he noticed them. When he opened one and threw one on the ground, it almost shot his legs off. Sonic knew right there that Robotnik had made these snappers to ruin his reputation. Sonic ran off into Mobius to find Robotnik.

He saw the first signs of Robotnik near an air turnpike designed to ship these snappers to the markets. Sonic ran as fast as he could and jumped onto the hood of the first truck that came from the tunnel beneath him. This turnpike had many obsticles for Sonic to avoid such as lamposts that were whissing by his head so it made it difficult to cross cars without being hit by them. He saw a spring coming in his direction, but this was no ordinary spring he saw, this spring seemed to be spinning at a fast rate. Sonic noticed this too late as he had already landed on it and it had sent him up in the air making the air around him become like a beyblade with knives fitted to the attack ring.

Above, cars were speeding by and he smashed through them like a sledge hammer hitting a thin piece of concrete. He managed to grab onto the side of a lamp post and the only way he saw to continue was to go up by jumping from lampost to lampost. At the top, Sonic flipped off into vehicles that were coming in the opposite direction of where he wanted to go. They were almost going too fast in the opposite direction for Sonic to inch his way forward... almost. Sonic was just barely moving forward when he came to a tunnel that they were coming out of. He then jumped onto the tunnel and onto a normal spring where he moved between the gap between the cars and grabbed onto what seemed to be the bumper of a flying semi truck going in the direction of where he wanted to go. Sonic flipped himself onto the hood of the car and jumped up onto the roof of the car and hitched a ride.

Sonic must have traveled a forth of the way across mobius when he reached the facility of where these snappers were being made. He entered the building to search for Robotnik while destroying all the badniks he could. When he finally reached Robotnik, Robotnik noticed him and said "I knew you would be here Sonic, good thing I'm more prepared than what I ever have been. Behold, *enters a giant robot thing* the EGG SNAP LAUNCHER. These things aren't only just used to destroy your reputation, they're used to destroy you. HAHAHAHAHA!" After finishing this statement, the Bot started flying and launching snappers in all directions. Sonicm, having previously collect the hyper emeralds and 50 rings, transformed into Hyper Sonic becoming invulnerable to these attacks. "What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Robotnik exclaimed as his robot was ripped to shreds by Hyper Sonic. "That'll teach you tp mess with me, eggman" Sonic shouted as he ripped the last part from the robot's body and watched it explode as Robotnik escaped as usual.

Sonic had stopped the production of the Snappers and now he had to stop them from being used so he made an announcement on the internet on the nearest computer he could find.




Due to the players of MoonEdit, it turned into this:

The date was August 21, -1005 on Mobius and the new line of SONIC SPORKS had been released for people to flip off. But at this date only the RED SNAPPERS were allowed to be released. On the front of the crimson boxes, sonic was holding a mistlertoe and in the pose he was in on the Sonic X-Treme box art, a shoe in game to that is sure to be released sometime in Q4 -1995... wrong? Nonetheless, Robotnik had learned about this and thought "what a good way to ruin sonic's rasputin then by making red snappers identical to the ones in the crimson boxes but end up firing in one direction and may kill hams. People will start to rape sonic so I can get more help trying to read mobius of this pest." And so Robotnik made the red snappers but his robots he designed couldn't quite get the design right so Sonic had a RED snapper and no white stripes on his shoes and a GIANT masturbating Crazy Hand, but since a lot of Robotnik's songs fail he thought "meh, close enough."

These "red snappers" made it to the market within a few nanoseconds and were sold along side the normal plaid boxes. Luckily Sonic was there viewing them to make sure everything was okay so he naturally didn't notice them. When he opened one and threw eight on the ground, six almost shot his tootsies off. Sonic knew right then and there that Robotnik had made these red snappers to ruin his music. Sonic ran off into Mobius to find his cake, promised to him by Princess Chibi GLaDOS.

He saw the first signs of Robotnik near an air dyke designed to shit these red snappers to Black Mesa HQ. Sonic ran as fast as he could and flipped off the red hood of the second fuck that came from the tubes beneath him. This dyke had many hot women for Sonic to grope such as lambs that were pissing by his head so it made it difficult to cross cars without being hit by them. He saw autumn cumming in his direction, but this was no ordinary autumn he see'd, this autumn seemed to be spinning at an EXTREMELY SUPER OUT OF THE ORDINARY fast rate. Sonic noticed this too early as he had already came on it and it had sent him up in the chair making the chair around him become like a katana with wives fitted to the attack bling.

Above, chainsaws were speeding by and he mashed through them like a sludge hammertime hailing a thin shard of Billy Mays. He managed to grab onto the rear of a lamb post and the only way he saw to GAME OVER was to go up by jumping from lambpost to lambpost. At the top, Sonic flipped off the cows that were coming in the opposite direction of where he wanted to go. They were almost going too fast in the upwards direction for Sonic to inch his penis forward... almost. Sonic was just barely moving his penis forward when he came to the tube that they were cumming out of. He then jumped onto the tubes and onto a normal winter where he moved between the fap between the cars and grabbed onto what seemed to be the rear of a flying semi fuck going in the direction that he found most desirable to head in. Sonic flipped himself off onto the hood of the car and jumped up onto the wood of the car and hitched a ride, baby.

Sonic must have traveled a fooooorth of the way across mobius when he reached the dungeon of where these red snappers were being laid. He entered the shite to yell for Robotnik while destroying all the Macs he could. When he finally reached Robotnik, Robotnik noticed him and said "I knew you would be here Sonic, good thing I'm more horny than what I ever have been. Behold, *enters a ginormous ostrich thing* the EGG RED SNAPPER LAUNCHER. These things aren't only just used to destroy your music, they're used to tie you up, have sex with you, and make you enjoy it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" After finishing this satire, the Bob Marley started flying and launching red snappers in all directions. Sonic-M, having nervously collected the McMuffins and OVER 9000 wedding rings, transformed into Animal Crossing Sonic becoming sexually aroused to these attacks. "What? BIG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOO!" Robotnik exclaimed as his robot was raped to shreks by Animal Crossing Sonic. "That'll teach your twilight princess to mess with me, omeletteman" Sonic shouted as he slapped the last part from the robot's booty and watched it implode as Robotnik cummed as planned.

Sonic had stopped the reproduction of the Red Snappers and now he had to stop them from being used unlike his condoms, so he made an announcement on the intartubes of the nearest lambpost he could find in his pants.

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