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PostSubject: The Super Jackalope's Super Songs Topic!   Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:24 pm

I've written as many songs as I have finished stories. Probably more, if I sat down and counted. It's about time I made a topic to share my musical wares with the world. Or, at least, this small community.

This post is the table of contents. If I can figure out how to do it, I'll link to each song from here.

Songs:

Parodies:

Transliterations:
  • Lol, German Rave
  • Caramel Dancin'

Poems:


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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:26 pm

Fever Pitch - Sung to Dr. Mario's Fever theme

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
A straw has broke my back
Doctor, Doctor Mario

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
A straw has broke my back
Doctor, Doctor Mario

Doctor, Doctor Mario
Will fix what ails you
Doctor, Doctor Mario
Has got the means to cure you
Doctor Mario
Doctor Mario
Doctor, Doctor Mario
Will fix you up

Red, yellow, blue,
Red, yellow, blue,
Red, yellow, blue,
Red, yellow, blue

Take a vitamin,
Take a vitamin,
Take a Megavitamin and that should do

I don't get how that could help me
You're the one who has a degree
I guess a little pill can't hurt,
I'll take it now and hope it works...
No, that's way too big to swallow,
Your instructions I can't follow,
That could put me in a coffin,
Isn't there a better option-

Oh smash...
Not that...
I hate
SHOTS!

Next-a patient!


Doctor, Doctor Mario,
There's blood from out my nose
Doctor, Doctor Mario ...

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
The chicken gave me pox
Doctor, Doctor Mario ...

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
I fell into the dumps
Doctor, Doctor Mario ...

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
I've got the cold or flu
Doctor, Doctor Mario ...

Doctor, Doctor Mario,
The withdrawl pains, they hurt
Doctor, Doctor Mario ...

... Give me vitamins,
Give me vitamins,
Five more Megavitamins, 'cause one won't do

Stop right there a minute, buddy,
That much ain't good for your body
Megavites don't work that way
I can't just give them when you say
They're to take in moderation
On a whim's no good, I'm saying
Though they make you come a knockin'
I have got a better option- ...
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:27 pm

I'll Get Those Bunnies (possibly incomplete) - Sung to part of the song used in the cartoon Rabbit of Seville

I'll get those bunnies, get those bunnies,
And I will smack them quite soundly upon their heads
And I will make like I'm bowling and knock 'em dead,
And I will keep it up unless my arms get tired,
Unless they fall off,
Unless I get arthritis, get arthritis
Get arthritis in one of the joints

I'll get those bunnies, get those bunnies,
And I will slap them if they should fall out of tune
I'll beat 'em in a race, and slam doors in their face,
And I will keep it up unless they bring out what is that it wouldn't be a flamethrower it is!

I'll get those bunnies, get those bunnies,
And I'll kick them in the head to score a goal
I'll get those bunnies, get those bunnies,
And I'll lead them into traps 'till they're no more
I'll get those bunnies, get those bunnies,
And I'll drown them in a pool of carrot juice
I'll get those bunnies, and I always win except for when I lose
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:15 pm

Dig Dug - Sung to Viridian Forest/Diglett's Cave from Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow

Dig dug, dig dug, all day long, hey!
Dig dug, dig until it's done, hey!
Dig through night until the day,
Then take your pick and dig again, hey!

Two-four-seven, three-six-five, ho!
Dawn to dusk, we dig for life, ho!
Dig dug, and when there's no more,
Your mallet's there to dig through stone, ho!

Like a Beedrill hive, all workers focused
All together till we reach our purpose
Dig till you reach tunnel's end,
Then come back in and dig again, ha
Dig dug, dig through the soft earth,
We'll have our day, for what it's worth, ha

(Repeat until the last four lines, pause, then repeat from start to
finish)
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:19 pm

Wii are the Champions - A parody of We are the Champions by Queen

Made in honor of SSBBrawl.


I've taken wins and losses in stride
Even when beaten, I've kept my pride
It is my blessing, and it's my curse
To have been picked as one of gaming's best;
They can do their worst

Wii are the champions of smash
And we'll keep on fighting till we crash
Wii are the champions, Wii are the champions
No time for losers 'cause Wii are the champions of the world

A summon to an arena; many a time has come
I've battled gorillas and psychic children
And electric rodents, just to name some
And on 'till time's end, this is what I'll do
I consider it a challenge before the whole gaming scene
And I ain't gonna lose

Wii are the champions of smash
And we'll keep on fighting till we crash
Wii are the champions, Wii are the champions
No time for losers 'cause Wii are the champions of the world

Wii are the champions of smash
And we'll keep on fighting till we crash
Wii are the champions, Wii are the champions
No time for losers 'cause Wii are the champions of the world
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:24 pm

Super Mario Brothers - Sung to SMB1 Overworld theme

(Since it's not obvious, Grow Up and Get a Life are references to the Super and 1-up Mushrooms, respectively.)


Hey! Grow up - yes, I mean you
Pull up your NES and controller
Get a life, I'm telling you
Give Mario a whirl - all together

When your princess is in another castle
One that's in World 8-4, no less
Just put Mario and, of course, his brother
To the test

When a fire-breathing turtle has captured
Our fair lady, what's there to do?
Call the Mario brothers, they'll know just
What to do

Mario is the star of the show;
The game's named after him
Luigi seems like nobody, though,
But don't forget about him!

Burnin' up, nothing's hotter
Than super Mario on the Flower
Takin' flight, in later games
Feather or Leaf? Well, either will do here

Hearken back to Nintendo's past
Hammer time, just like back then, is a blast
Frog Mario, and more you'll see
In Super Mario 3

When the average interests you not,
Get Super Mario 2 in the slot
It's not a real Mario game,
But who the heck cares? It's great

Who will rescue from Bowser our dear
Princess Peach Toadstool?
The Mario Brothers are up to the task;
All that they need is you

Twenty years aren't all wrong, ya know
Get the first game if that's all that you do
And if you say, "Well, no go, bro",
Then "Jus' what's-a matta for you?"

And don't tell me that you already beat it...
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:26 pm

The Road Trip Song - A parody of the theme from Space Jam

Everybody sit down into your car seats
We're gonna bring out a travel beat
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Come on and drive
And have yourself a time
Come on and drive
Once more, it's that time

Turn that key and shift the gear
Turn that key and shift the gear
Turn that key and shift the gear
Turn that key and shift the gear
Pulling out of the garage, let's go
It's a group road trip - a'ight so
Off the driveway, let's hit the streets
Floor those pedals with our feets
Shoot past the many yards
We showing off our kickin' cars
Clean and polished, slick and new
And if they're used, then that's fine too
Just work that body, work that body
But don't crash into somebody
It'll only end in fines
So don't cross them yellow lines
Hey fellas! turn it up
New engine, gonna rev it up
Cruisin' town is what it's for
So hey, let's go, a'ight?

Everybody sit down into your car seat
We're gonna bring out a travel beat
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Gonna glide down the streets in a cruise drive
We're gonna exercise our fine rides
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Hear the kiddies in the backseat asking "Are we there yet?"
All the backseat drivers asking "Are we there yet?"
Just can't stop them kiddies asking "Are we there yet?"
So put some music to the "Are we there yet, Ma?"
Come on and ride, honey, ride
Come on, come on, do it
Ride, honey, ride
Yeah, you wanna go
So go, honey, go
Yeah, it's time to go
So go, honey, go

Come on and drive
And have yourself a time
Come on and drive
Once more, it's that time
Come on and drive
And have yourself a time
Come on and drive
Once more, it's that time

Slam, zoom, make some room
For all these drivin' fools
Our tanks are full and we gotta ride
Kickin' into overdrive
Paint jobs shining in the day
Time to merge on the freeway
Guy in a big rig cut you off
Work quick, better flip him off
Slow down! a yellow light
Slow down! now red's bright
Tap the wheel to the beat
Waiting patient in your seat
Get going! the light is green
Get going! time for speed
Turn and we're back on our way
To wherever we're goin' today

Everybody sit down into your car seat
We're gonna bring out a travel beat
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Gonna glide down the streets in a cruise drive
We're gonna exercise our fine rides
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Hey kiddies (Yeah?)
Are we there yet? (No)
And y'all wanna know why? (Why?)
'Cause we still on the road trip
Fellas (Yeah?)
Are we there yet? (No)
Y'all wanna know why? (Why?)
'Cause we on the road trip

Everybody sit down into your car seat
We're gonna bring out a travel beat
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Gonna glide down the streets in a cruise drive
We're gonna exercise our fine rides
Gonna take a road trip
Buckle up, start it up
For this road trip
All right

Kiddies, let's hear you say "Aren't we there yet?"
C' mon, parents, let's hear you say "Not yet"
C' mon, c' mon, just the kiddies: "Aren't we there yet?"
Now the parents, let's hear you say "Not yet"

Check it out, check it out,
Y'all ready for this? (You know it)
Nah, y'all ain't ready
Y'all ready for this? (You know it)
C' mon, check it out,
Y'all ready to ride? (You know it)
Ah-ah-I don't think so
Y'all ready to ride? (You know it)
C' mon

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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:28 pm

The New Mona Pizza Jingle - A parody of Running in the Nineties by Max Coveri

Stomach rumblin',
Nothing to eat in the house
Churn and grumble

Phone's-a ringin',
An idea in your mind
Hang up and dial

6-5-7
What for can I do ya?
9-8-0-4
Tell me the way you want it
Ditch your credit card
You'll pay in cash money
It'll be worth it
Once it gets there

Call for Mona Pizza
It's a cheesy taste delight
Go and call for Mona Pizza
Dinner's all ready tonight
You should call for Mona Pizza
We're the best and that's no lie
So just call for Mona Pizza
Look up to the sky, it's a pizza pie

So you're starving
And a pizza sounds quite good
Common instance

Pick up your phone-
But how far away are you?
Check that distance

Mona Pizza
Won't get there the quickest
It'll get to you cold
And what's the point in that?
We take credit cards
And we'll get there quicker
Speed is everything
When you're dyin'

Go with Pizza Dinosaur
We've a million stores, no lie
You should go with Pizza Dinosaur
Because we deliver worldwide
So then, go with Pizza Dinosaur
We're not a figment of the past
Go and call for Pizza Dinosaur
Gets there lightning fast, with pies built to last
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:30 pm

Welcome to Fourside - Sung to the Fourside theme from either EarthBound or SSBMelee

(At the end, the part in parentheses is for the Melee version only.)


You know your quaint Onett
Twoson and Threed are nice
But who wants just a town
When you've got the best around?
Take a city over town -
Welcome to Fourside

Twoson's got the Chaos,
But we have Topolla
They've got the Runaway Five,
But who cares about those guys
When Venus performs here live?
Welcome to Fourside

Stores in those tiny towns
To ours, they just can't compare
We have goods (at closeout prices)
Without which no travelers can bear

So, stop on by,
Maybe stay awhile
In the heart of Fourside
And spend money

(So, don't settle for towns
You won't once you come by
'cause once you step inside,
And you see all of our sights,
You might just stay all your life
Welcome to Fourside)
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:33 pm

Latiku's a Jerk - A parody of Kyle's Mom's a Bitch from the South Park Movie.

How about we sing "Latiku's a Big Fat Jerk" in D-minor.

Wellllll, Latiku's a jerk, he's a big fat jerk,
He's the biggest jerk in the whole dang game,
He's a stupid jerk, if there ever was a jerk,
And as far as jerks go, he's really lame.

On Monday he's a jerk, on Tuesday he's a jerk,
On Wednesday to Saturday he's a jerk,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a Super-Star-charged big fat mega jerkface.

Have you ever met that stupid Latiku?
He's the biggest jerk in the whole dang game,
He's a mean ol' jerk, he has dumb glasses,
He's a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk
Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk,
He's a stupid jerk,
Latiku's a jerk,
And he's such a filthy jerk.

Talk to gamers 'round the world and it might go a little bit something like this:
(Chorus in random languages)

Have you ever met that stupid Latiku?
He's the biggest jerk in the whole dang game,
He's a mean ol' jerk, he has dumb glasses,
He's a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk
Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk,
He's a stupid jerk,
Latiku's a jerk,
And he's such a filthy jerk.

I really mean it, Latiku,
He's a big fat flipping jerk,
Spiny throwing jerk, he's a jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk.
Latiku is a jerrrrrrrrk-ka!
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:34 pm

Kuribo's Shoe - A parody of Jingle Bells

Bouncing through the hills
In a giant wind-up shoe
Crushing enemies
This is what I do

Hoppin' mad in green
"What the hell," some say
What fun it is to bounce the shark
In a wind-up shoe today

Goomba's shoe, Goomba's shoe,
It will squash you dead
Who knew the world's coolest shoe
Was bigger than your head?

Goomba's shoe, Goomba's shoe,
Or call it "Kuribo's"
The biggest shoe you've ever seen
Will stomp more than your toes
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:37 pm

I Wan'na Be Like You, Jumpman - A parody of I Wan'na Be Like You from Disney's The Jungle Book

Mario: But Donkey Kong, we set-a aside our differences when the Super Nintendo came out! Why-a did you-a kidnap me?

DK: Well, Mario, it's quite simple. Hit it!

Now I'm the king of the swingers,
Oh, the jungle V.I.P,
I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what been botherin' me

I wanna be a mascot, Jumpman,
And stroll right into town,
And be just like the other stars,
I'm tired of monkeying 'round

Oh, woo bee do,
(I wanna be)
I wanna be like you
I wanna rock like you
Top like you
Whoo-oo-oo
You see, it's true
A Kong like me
Can learn to be
A big shot just like you

DK: You see Mario, ever since I became Rare, I had big ideas for the mascot slot. I want you to teach me how to be a shining star, and then I'll let you go.

Mario: But-a DK, mascot is a role you fall-a into! It can't-a be gained!

DK: Now don't try to cheat me, Jumpman,
I made a deal with you
Tell me the sense I must dispense,
To make my dream come true

So just get it out here, Jumpman,
Please, clue me what to do,
So I can rise to the big blue skies
And be a mascot too

Mario: Stop-a calling me Jumpman!
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:39 pm

The Devil Went Down to Diamond City - A parody of The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band

The devil went down to DC
She was looking for her title to reclaim
'Cause her lawyer Kate said she was second-rate
To a mortal with better aim

She came across the witch's mansion
By something a little of pure luck;
She went up to the red-clad child
And said "Girl, let me tell ya what

I bet you couldn't tell by guessin',
But the devil, I am she
And I've heard folks 'round these parts
Say you're the baddest they've ever seen

Now, I don't rightly appreciate y'all doin' my job for me,
So do your best; we'll see who's the worst in all Diamond City"

The girl said, "My name's Ashley
And the honor is all yours
'Cause even the devil herself ain't eviler
Than this dark little girl"

Ashley, bring your game to the game and show the worst o' your best
The devil's deadly serious and ready to put you to rest
And if you win, you'll be the true mistress of all morbid arts
But if you lose, the devil'll eat your heart

The devil stood on Tomorrow Hill
And said "I'll show you how it's done"
And she called up a veil of clouds
That blotted out the sun

With a little wave and an evil chant
And a magic show flourish
A storm turned the sky bloody red
And the inferno did commense

But at that Ashley shook her head,
And when she cast her own spell
Near-armageddon came on the Earth;
'Twas even worse than hell:

Fire on the sea and smoke in the sky
No one soul is ready to die
That'll be the way the world will end
A voice on the waves will tell you when

The devil stiffened in disgust 'cause she knew when she'd been beat,
But to a little girl like Ashley she wasn't ready to concede

"Now don't you smile, you smarmy bitch
You barely won at all;
If it weren't for your period,
It would have been a draw"
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:41 pm

The Devil Went Back to Diamond City - A parody of The Devil Comes Back to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band

The Devil went back to DC; she just couldn't stand to lose,
And to sit back and accept defeat was not what she would choose
So she came back in the month's middle when menses wouldn't pour
She went back to that spooky mansion and pounded on the door

Ashley said "I thought we found out just who the better is?"
"The first time didn't count, you witch; now let's try this again"

Ashley, couldn't you tell that wasn't the last you'd see of her?
The Devil wouldn't leave her title to a mortal girl
So here she is again; and will you still be the best,
Or will the Devil put your soul to rest?

"To tell the truth, I don't think I could pull that trick again
It took me weeks to get back all the strength that it had drained"

The Devil sneered "If you can't do that little effort without rest,
I think we've already figured out which one of us is the best

What I did, I can do it each hour of a single day
But if you're not that great, that's fine, I'll just be on my way"

"You stop right there; I've grown since the day we first met
If it's another duel you're wanting, I'd say that it's a bet"

Ashley, are you ready, or is it an empty bluff?
I think you wouldn't 've wavered if you knew you were that tough
We'll have to see if you're really the best that you can be
'Cause this time 'round, the Devil's playing for keeps

The two bowed to each other, and agreed without a word
That instead of just one city, they'd use the entire world
"You take the north, I'll take the south, and if you're really the best
They'll be screaming 'Armageddon' mere seconds after we start the test"

If that happens, we're all done
Pray this day will never come
Between these women, the world will end
They did it once and they'll do it again
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:41 pm

Nice parody.
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:35 pm

Song of Wario Wicked's Campaign - Sung to Prince Ali from Disney's Aladdin

(White gold, since it may not be obvious, is the White House.)


Go vote for Sir Pork
Go vote for Sir Pork

Hush - there's a fuss in ye olde town square
A campaign was made that's beyond compare
By someone from here who is shooting for white gold
But who is this guy?
Come along, and you'll find just who could be so bold:

It's our own Wario,
Wario Wicked
And he's running 'cause he's got plans for the seat
The country's gone down the pipes,
But instead of being a gripe,
He's gonna plumb us out of it from the lead

It's our own Wario,
Wario Wicked
Anything less than a saint in name only
Okay, there's other stuff too
But that won't matter to you
'Cause he'll still be the best that there can be

He might not pay his employees nothing
He has stolen from banks, stores, and kings
And he's a bad influence on children
But all that will change, especially if it means that he's gonna win

It's our own Wario,
Wario Wicked
And the crop better watch out 'cause he's the cream
His tax reform's the most fair
And no health care plan can compare
Yes, he's gonna be the best that there can be

Immigration will be fair and easy
And the jobs will return to the shores
There'll be no more need to dig for oil
But don't take our word - read this here,
And when you reach the end you'll know:

When you vote, you should vote
For our own Wario,
Wario Wicked
His administration will be like a good dream
And that, dear voters, is why
There's no more qualified guy:
From repealing NAFTA to housing reform,
Strict health regulations, fair wages, and more;
He'll repeal the Patriot Act, and when you take that,
I think it's clear to see:
He'll be the best there'll be!
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:09 pm

Stalked by the Bell

Such a simple thing, just walking down the street
Mind's not focused; just staring at my feet
Then I feel shock; then I hear a scream
I turn to find nothing, and I wonder, what's it mean?
And then I hear steps, and the shutting of a gate
Without turning back around, I know that it's too late

Pimples on my skin, raising of my hair
I see meaning in things when meaning isn't there
Got a flash of hot, felt a wind of chill
Itching like I'm prickled by the tip of a quill
I can't deny my instinct: I'm stalked by the bell
And when it catches up to me, there's gonna be hell

I thought about running, but you can't from destiny
I can only wonder about what's in store for me
The pounding of my heart tells me disaster looms
The clock's tick is bad enough; the tock's a song of doom
I must pretend I don't know, and keep along my way
But the anticipation serves to ruin my whole day

Pimples on my skin, raising of my hair
The cataclyst is lurking, and it could be anywhere
Got a flash of hot, felt a wind of chill
Itching like I'm prickled by the tip of a quill
I can't deny my instinct: I'm stalked by the bell
And when it catches up to me, there's gonna be hell

The pain is on its way, and it may never stop
But I have no idea how much neck they're gonna lop
I know the gig is up, and there goes my veneer
I pass them by, my captors, without so much as a sneer
And someday soon, the hammer will strike me on the head
And even with days in advance, I know that I'll be dead

Pimples on my skin, raising of my hair
I can't prevent the visions of me strapped into the chair
Got a flash of hot, felt a wind of chill
Itching like I'm prickled by the tip of a quill
I can't deny my instinct: I've been caught by the bell
So now my poem is over, and I'll see you all in hell.


False alarm, guys! I can stay! Here's to hoping you still enjoy the chilling imagery of this poem for time to come.


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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:21 pm

Boy, Does It Feel Great to be King - A parody of I Just Can't Wait to be King from The Lion King

(This parody was made to the game's version of the tune.)

I've known that I was different from the day that I was born
I think it was when my dad called me a lowbrow, dirty cur
I made a vow that I'd be great because of what he said
I'd be the greatest warden who'd ever sever a head
And sometimes it just makes me wanna sing
Boy, does it feel great to be king

I built this jail; barely even know how
And I wish Father could see me now
I bet he'd be proud of me
But that isn't why I'm me

"This attempt to oust your father, I don't think it was too smart"
Well, I think you should shut up and just keep playing your part
"I know this place is crazy, and I'm starting to believe
With this madman running at the helm, I should pack up and leave
And yet I can't, and it's the darndest thing"
Boy, does it feel great to be king

Everybody look left, everybody look right
Everywhere you look, I'm shining in the spotlight
Let every inmate go for broke and sing
Let's hear the praises echo through each wing
'Cause since sliced bread, it is the greatest thing
Boy, does it feel great to be king
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:24 pm

Be Prepared - A parody of the song of the same name from The Lion King

(I may come back later and add some speaking parts between the two halves, but I doubt it.)

I used to think I was a hiccup, a curious turn from the norm
But now I know I have a purpose: I know what I was put here to form
The world, she is crammed with corruption
But instead of just letting her go
I'll give all those who sin incarceration
And I'll keep at it till there's no more

So look out, all you killers and rapists
Watch your back, all the slick-handed thieves
It's best you start praying, for I'll come a-preying
"I think Warden's lost it!" Well, I say I've got it
I know it sounds crazy, but I get all hazy
When I think of how grand it'll be
When not a single misdemeanor is spared; be prepared

"We've begun to suspect we'll be sharing
Our cells with a whole 'nother batch"
In reforming these burdens we're bearing
I know there'll be no other match
It's time someone cleaned up this planet, and I am the only that can
Very few would take measures so drastic
But all along, that's been my plan

So look out, for the cleansing is coming
Watch your back, for the tamest will pay
The day of decision will strike with precision
And those who defile will pay for their files
Molestors, draft dodgers, deserters and robbers
Will all rot in prison someday
When the fruits of my labors are beared; be prepared
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:06 pm

How Many

How many ants do you step on,
Not even knowing that you do?
How many acknowledgements do you skip,
Not even caring about the who?
How many die each day, while you
Live on, not even knowing they do?

How many faceless forms drift through
From birth to death as passes time?
How many lived from dawn to dusk
Before there was a thing like time?
How many enter this green Earth
And leave with nary a single line?

How many strive for fame, and yet
Pass on unknown, as many have?
How many yearn for the simple life,
But get thrown in with the "better" half?
But better yet, how many live
And die, content with what they have?

How many realize not that
Immortality isn't the human way?
How many notice not the souls
That pass, nameless, every day?
How many realize not that they,
That all will be unknowns someday?
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PostSubject: Re: The Super Jackalope\'s Super Songs Topic!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:12 pm

Ideya

(I wrote this poem in my youth, hence it's childish whimsy. I've changed only the verse for Wisdom since I wrote it, to accommodate the new meaning given to it in JoD.)


Five little orbs of light
Bring some whimsy to the night
Ideya, with their shining gleam
Give us the ability to dream

First is Courage, glowing red
Helps us fight the things we dread
It keeps us going when we're afraid
The quality of which heroes are made

Next is Intelligence, colored blue
Governs what we think and do
Learning more is a definite must
What we don't know can hurt us

Then there's Purity, white unstained
As fresh and pure as a summer's rain
The time you had this is in the past
As we all know, it doesn't last

Fourth is a yellow ray of Hope
Keeps us living when we mope
The thought that every gloomy day
Will end with clouds parting and a hooray

Last is Wisdom, shining green
The brightest of all the Ideya sheens
Some call it Maturity or Growth in other lands
But often, the three go hand in hand

One of those five spheres of light
Is part of who you are, that's right
My question is hard to answer true:
Which Ideya is inside you?

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(The original Wisdom verse)
Last is Wisdom, shining green
Wise men know how to use this sheen
It's good to have if you're in a spot
You can weasel your way out if wisdom you've got
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