If I could be a super masturbator, I would be chaos' gay lover!
Making sure people get what they deserve, a healthy dose of rape, especially women who eat pie!
Like if a wife left her husband with three sex slaves and no job
to run off to go fuck North Korea with some doctor named Bob Dole
who would rape them and drain them of semen so they imploded
especially that fatherfucker Bob Dole
then you would be chaos' gay lover!
oh, could you be more subtle? no, i didn't mean to be vague.
Give her the sad whore disease, let him die of the AIDS!
as long as they suffer for their terrible truths.
especially Bob Dole,
then you would be
a suuuuper masturbator like methane~
FISH.